????我們已經(jīng)竭盡全力找出能讓員工樂(lè)不思蜀的公司，但我們不可能把它們一網(wǎng)打盡?；蛟S你所在的公司就是一個(gè)快樂(lè)之所！到底是不是，做做下面這個(gè)小測(cè)試就能找出答案。

早晨去上班時(shí)，我會(huì)……

????A. 自顧自地偷笑。

????B. 在車(chē)上玩填字游戲。

????C. 心情郁悶。

我上班時(shí)間穿著的工作服……

????A. 是我的榮譽(yù)勛章，我睡覺(jué)都不愿意脫下來(lái)。

????B. 只是制服而已。每家公司都有。將就穿吧。

????C. 讓我覺(jué)得自己像只馬戲團(tuán)的猴子。

我的老板……

????A. 是個(gè)無(wú)比優(yōu)秀的偉大人物。愿上帝保佑她。

????B. 腦子很好使，酒量也不錯(cuò)。

????C.甚至?xí)么蟀糇油礆Q琴海豹寶寶。

你愿意要免費(fèi)飲料還是補(bǔ)貼？

????A. 知道嗎，我們公司的廚房里全都是免費(fèi)的食物和飲料。我連吃午餐都不用離開(kāi)公司！我可以一直工作到下班！公司福利真是太好了！

????B. 我懷念以前的補(bǔ)貼計(jì)劃。它在2006年被取消了。但我理解公司的苦衷。

????C. 我自己買(mǎi)得起飲料，謝謝。

我對(duì)公司總體戰(zhàn)略目標(biāo)的了解……

????A. 來(lái)自于我的上司在例會(huì)上向我所作的詳細(xì)介紹，他的上司則向他作了完整的介紹，以此類(lèi)推。

????B. 這個(gè)問(wèn)題超越了我的薪金等級(jí)范圍。

????C. 你是指除了賺錢(qián)以外還有什么嗎？

日常工作的時(shí)長(zhǎng)……

????A.基本上由我自己決定，只要我把活兒干完就行。有時(shí)我甚至穿著睡袍在家工作！

????B. 9個(gè)半小時(shí)。早上8點(diǎn)半上班，下午6點(diǎn)下班，過(guò)去15年來(lái)一貫如此。

????C.擠占了全部空閑時(shí)間。起早貪黑，直到精疲力竭、頭暈?zāi)X脹，整天只想著必須要完成的工作。

你是否擔(dān)心飯碗不保？

????A. 我不怎么考慮這個(gè)問(wèn)題。我知道，如果形勢(shì)不妙，公司會(huì)照顧我的。

????B. 當(dāng)然，有時(shí)會(huì)這么想。但從另一方面看，被炒魷魚(yú)相當(dāng)于獲得了自由！我不介意探索外面的世界。

????C. 一天到晚都在擔(dān)心。我的整個(gè)人生都和這份該死的工作綁在了一起。要是沒(méi)有這份工作，我甚至不知道自己是誰(shuí)。

????FORTUNE -- We've done our best to identify corporations that are a pleasure to work for. But we couldn't possibly list them all. Maybe your company, too, is a party on a half shell! Take this quiz and find out.

When I go to work in the morning, I ...

????A. Smile a little secret smile to myself.

????B. Do a crossword puzzle on the train.

????C. Have a sphincter the size of a pinhead.

The clothing I am expected to wear to work ...

????A. Is a badge of honor. I wear it to sleep.

????B. Is a uniform. All institutions have them. Get over it.

????C. Makes me feel like a trained monkey.

My boss ...

????A. Is a titan of Excellence. God bless her.

????B. Is a smart guy and can hold a drink.

????C. Would club a baby harp seal.

Which would you rather have: free beverages or a pension?

????A. Did you know that we get an entire kitchen full of free food and drinks? I don't even leave the building for lunch! I just work straight through! What a perk!

????B. I miss my old pension plan, which was taken away in 2006, but I understand why the company did it.

????C. I can buy my own Gatorade, thanks.

My understanding of the overall strategic goals of the corporation ...

????A. Is fleshed out for me at regular meetings with my boss, who is fully briefed by his boss, and so on and so on and scooby dooby dooby.

????B. It's above my pay grade.

????C. Beyond making money, you mean?

The length of my average workday ...

????A. Is basically whatever I think it should be, as long as I get the job done. Some days I even work from home. In my bathrobe!

????B. Nine and a half hours. In at 8:30. Out at 6. For the past 15 years.

????C. Expands to fill all available space, blocking out the sun, until I exist in a formless, shapeless void filled with nothing but that which must be done.

Do you feel secure about your employment status?

????A. I don't really think about it too much. I know that if anything bad were to happen, the corporation would take care of me.

????B. Sure. Now and then. But in a way, getting fired would be a form of liberation I wouldn't mind exploring.

????C. Night and day. My entire persona is bound up with this screwy job. I don't even know who I am without it.